3 Things I’ll Do To Reduce Avengers Withdrawl After Endgame

Most people feel the same after their first cup of coffee; “where have you been all my life?”

It’s that first time feeling that makes it a habit, and each subsequent cup even more important than the last. Then you miss a morning and everything changes. Your brain takes mountains of energy to perform the simplest task, you can’t focus on anything, and your muscles move in slow motion. It’s the sort of withdrawal that almost makes you wish you’d never started such an endearing habit to begin with. Almost. And I have a feeling, Avengers: Endgame is going to feel similar, just a million times worse.

If you’re wondering how an adult can care enough about a series of movies so much, then I’ll say thanks; I’ve never considered myself much of an adult anyway. And if you just can’t imagine someone enjoying any movie so much they may actually miss it intensely once it’s over, then you, my friend, simply don’t know Marvel fans. That’s why I figured connecting through coffee might illustrate my point better. No? Didn’t work? Not a coffee drinker? Or a Marvel fan? What are you?

Crazy thing is, I wanted this. A year ago, when Avengers: Infinity War debuted, I couldn’t wait to see how it ended. Now I’m not so sure I want to know. Part of me just wants it to keep plugging along like The Simpsons, always…